lørdag 4. juni 2011

Let’s kick this pig!

Oh, how embarrassingly and pathetically delayed this has been…
But hey, I’ve had exams that needed screwing up, I’ve been busy.
Other than that, it’s been procrastination.
We’re off to a good start…

Without going into too much detail (and I have real bad habit to), this blog was a project meant to be ready for May the 1st.
Time for big questions that start with double-u!
First off: Which is correct: double-u or double-w?

Why?

The blog needed to be ready for the graduate season (russetia), which starts may 1st (essentially)

Why?

Because the blog was to center around a part of the graduate tradition.

What in particular?

Well, lacking a good English name for it (hands down, please), I decided to just dub them graduate ties or just ties. Russeknuter is the Norwegian term. You probably all know what this is.
If not, ask a friend. Remember, Google loves you no matter what.
Anyway, the blog was to center around those.

Well, you screwed that up, didn’t you?

Yeah…

Why?

I was too busy planning that I didn’t actually get the plan done.

Wasn’t there something about a camera?

Yeah. I wanted to get it on film. Some of the ties made for some awesome candid camera gags (skjult kamera)

Why did you open the blog now?

Several reasons…

I’ve wanted to blog again for a while
I finally found the password to my old blog and I kind of miss it.
Mind you that this time I will not:
1. A
ct like a 14 year girl.
2. Complain when I don’t get enough feedback.
3. Write long entries (Which is why I'm abusing BIG FONTS!)
4. Write about software and tech. (much)

I have a project planned…

…that I don’t want to spoil. I can’t promise it, but if me and my girlfriend can get it done properly, it’s probably gonna be pretty fucking awesome. Hopefully you will think so too.

If it happens, it will be this summer. Ill let YOU know if it happens.

Until then…

Expect snarking at just about everything.
And filler. Lots and lots of filler.
Also, I will be uploading pictures from may the 17 soon.
Beyond the project, this blog is mostly just a dog chasing cars, but that might change.

Also!

Since this is going up on Facebook, and we all know that pictures are a must if one wants hits….
Um…

Well, here’s a picture of Sylvester Stallone offering you a wiener…
Yes, this will work.
Let this wiener represent this blog’s release, or something…

If you manage to find it...

REGARDS
Mr. J